gargleblasted CR Chart

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CANON

	Marian Hawke hawkethis Me as a lady. From what we can tell, she's basically me, only bustier. What can I say, I'm pretty even without my beard.
	Anders onetrackminds Apostate, abomination, and love interest. Whoops. Like mother like son, I guess. I make the best life choices, clearly.
	Fenris delyrium Fenris also remembers me with less beard and more assets. And also a relationship with those assets. Awkward.
	Carver Hawke carvingmyway Baby brother. He was here for a while, then left and came back...younger than he should be, and also having just died in the Deep Roads. He's a lot less antagonistic than he used to be, but I guess dying will do that to a man.
	Bethany Hawke passive Baby sister. She doesn't remember me with a beard, and I remember her dying as we fled Lothering, so things were kind of awkward to start off. She finally hugged me for the first time in May.
	Isabela get_their_stuff Drinking partner, wingman, and pirate queen. We've got each other's backs. And sometimes backsides.
	Nathaniel Howe whowhatwhy I almost wish I didn't like him as much as I do, because he's courting Bethany. Lucky for him he's not anyone else. I still don't like it.
	Zevran Arainai antivan_comfort An Antivan assassin I helped once. He doesn't remember my beard either, but he also doesn't remember my assets, because he'd never met either prior to coming here. Which is okay I guess.

GAME

	Garrus Vakarian calibrating Some kind of alien, I guess. There was a somewhat awkward, very unmagical moment under some cursed mistletoe, and now we meet up pretty regularly for drinks. Good to have around in case of a massive pirate invasion.
	Joker pluggedintheoverlord We had a fated meeting under the cursed mistletoe. His beard is almost as nice as mine.
	Kasumi Goto stolenmemories A master thief. She picked my pockets once, but then she kissed me after so that was alright.
	Tali'Zorah vas Normandy shotgunhacks She won my trousers back for me when I lost them in April, so I owe her a favor. Asking for her help may or may not have been a poor life choice. I guess I'll find out in time.
	Urdnot Bakara foranewfuture She was nice enough to supply a pair of trousers when I lost mine in April. Built like a brick shithouse, but really polite.
	Hilary "Gunny" Moreau withastick Joker's younger sister, and a master of emotional manipulation. Approach with extreme caution, and make offers of assistance sparingly.
	James Shepard fightforthelost I've heard he has a version of himself with a set of assets running around, too. Haven't asked him about her yet, though.
	Urdnot Wrex powerspawning Perpetually hungry? Built like a brick shithouse. Kind of alarming.
	Finn punchinurbuns This kid is a dwarf-wrestling champ.
	Marceline 650mnivore Sarcastic dog owner. She seems like good people.
	Lemina Ausa megamagicpower She vomited all over my boots, but doesn't seem to be a bad person otherwise.
	Fox McCloud all_range_mode Owner of the Devil's Nest and temporary employer at the same establishment. Decent enough guy, but I don't think he knows how to have fun.
	Bill Grey coverthebase Co-owner of the Devil's Nest and temporary employer #2. Decent AND fun. His friend could learn a thing or two from him.
	Minato Arisato foolish_seal SASSY NONSENSE
	Dale Cooper tibetanpeople SASSY NONSENSE
	Lien Kha psychometer A sassy tavern maid and psychic detective. She swears what she does isn't magic but it sure looks like magic to me. She helped find Anders when he was abducted by space pirates.
	Thor Odinson mjolnir_time That cursed mistletoe sure did facilitate a lot of awkward introductions. My beard's still nicer.
	Amelia Steinbeck recluserose SASSY NONSENSE
	Virgil mightcontrols SASSY NONSENSE
	Angel makeshiftwings Another mistletoe acquaintance. We managed to escape without anything horrifically awkward. I don't think she's much older than 16.
	Steve Rogers pursuitofcappiness The one relationship councilor Fenris and I didn't manage to break utterly. He seems like a pretty decent guy.
	Lady Une 11ady She talks like a noble and throws a pretty fancy party. With an open bar, even.
	Warren West spellbent A mage who knows Marian via some weird time/space nonsense. Seems decent enough.
	John Crichton astronut He claims to be the Master of the Universe and the Most Wanted Man in the Uncharted Territories...whatever those are. Seems to be good drinking buddy material.

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