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[hawkethat]

What a coincidence! So do I.

[Everything is awful.]

[onetrackminds]

Should I scratch your jaw as well?

[reaches up to do just that.]

[hawkethat]

If you like.

[Actually that feels a little strange but w/e. If Anders is touching him, Hawke's happy. So he'll even go so far as to tilt his head back a bit.]

[onetrackminds]

...

You really are a strange man.

[hawkethat]

[Hawke doesn't say anything at all to that, he just laughs and kisses Anders' cheek.]

[onetrackminds]

[just smiles back.]

You might want to nap in my lap while you're able.

[hawkethat]

Why? Won't it be available for napping in later?

[onetrackminds]

We'll have cats soon.

[hawkethat]

[...oh right.]

Anders! Are you saying you'd turn me out of your lap for a cat?

[He's hurt!]

[onetrackminds]

[he just looks at him.]

You're not looking forward to having little kittens around?

[hawkethat]

I didn't realize I'd have to share your lap.

[onetrackminds]

They'll be in your lap as well.

[hawkethat]

What about Pearl?

[onetrackminds]

...

She'll have friends.

[hawkethat]

[What was that pause]

...

[SIGH]

We're definitely going to need a bigger place.

[onetrackminds]

... Can we afford one?

[hawkethat]

I don't spend all our money on drink, you know.

[He's just teasing]

I'm due for a raise. I think we'll be alright.

[onetrackminds]

Alright.

[he might look a little relieved, too.]

[hawkethat]

[Anders, sometimes you're so adorable, Hawke doesn't even know what to do with you.

This is one of those times.

So have a kiss.]

[onetrackminds]

[what how does that make him adorable.

Although he's not about to turn down a kiss. In fact, he's going to kiss right back.]