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[onetrackminds]

Didn't Isabela get a good look the other day?

[he's not annoyed, btw, just pointing it out.]

[hawkethat]

Isabela's Isabela. She doesn't count.

[onetrackminds]

[okay, that's a fair point.]

What about the people at the taverns?

[hawkethat]

What about them? It's not like I'm trying to seduce them.

[onetrackminds]

One look at your beauty should be enough to make them lose focus. You'd win a lot more money that way.

[hawkethat]

Do you think so? Should I start taking my shirt off more?

[onetrackminds]

I'm not sure if your chest hair is up to the task just yet.

[hawkethat]

What, even supported by my beard?

[onetrackminds]

It can't compare to a dwarf.

[hawkethat]

Anders! Why must you say these hurtful things? What did my beard ever do to deserve censure like that?

[He's obviously not too upset though, because he leans in to drop another quick kiss on Anders' cheek, before pulling away to check on the stew warming on the stove.]

[onetrackminds]

[they have the most serious conversations, seriously.]

I suppose I should tell you... Your beard has been cheating on me with your face.

[hawkethat]

[The most serious!!]

That's a filthy lie! Why would you say such a thing??

[He's so outraged he's just standing there, stirring the stew.]

[onetrackminds]

It's true, even if you won't believe it.

[hawkethat]

How has all of this happened under my very nose?

[Literally! He's so upset, Anders. So upset!!]

[And now he'll pause to take a small taste of the soup to check if it's warm enough. It's not, so he goes back to stirring gently.]

[onetrackminds]

You don't see anything where your beard is involved.

[can he still wrap his arms around Hawke's waist from behind? yes? good.]

[hawkethat]

Maybe I should just shave it off. I can't believe this. My own beard...!

[Oh, is that Anders snuggling him from behind? That's excellent, he is totally okay with this.]

[onetrackminds]

Do you want me to get the razor?

[hawkethat]

Maybe tomorrow. You need to eat and then we both need to sleep.

[onetrackminds]

We should do it before you get cold feet.

[hawkethat]

If I do just remind me how outraged I am about this terrible love triangle. I'm sure I'll see reason then.

[onetrackminds]

I'll remember that. [and he's going to kiss Hawke's jaw again.]

[hawkethat]

[Hawke really, really hates almost everything about being here, in this strange place, but moments like this, when he can just relax and be domestic with Anders and not have to worry about impending bandit attacks or templar raids or lovers' tiffs between the Knight Commander and the First Enchanter...moments like this make being here worth it.]

You're the best.