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[onetrackminds]

He had a little crown on his head.

[he is kind of really amused by that.]

[hawkethat]

[Hawke is picturing an actual frog in a crown. It's kind of a funny mental image.]

You're not going to marry him, are you?

[Because that's how the story goes. :|]

[onetrackminds]

Of course not. He isn't you.

[screw the story, he just wanted to save his life.]

[hawkethat]

[...o-oh!]

Wasn't that the point of the story, though?

[He has to make sure. >.>]

[onetrackminds]

He didn't become human, either.

[you are so needy, Hawke.]

[hawkethat]

[Wait, what?]

...Then how did you save him?

[onetrackminds]

He couldn't leave the pond.

[hawkethat]

How was the pond killing him if he was a frog?

...Is a frog?

[Now Hawke's just confused.]

[onetrackminds]

[pause]

I think he's a lizard.

[hawkethat]

But you said he was a frog.

[now he's even more confused]

[onetrackminds]

Yes. He was the Frog Prince.

[hawkethat]

I'm pretty sure frogs and lizards are two different things.

[Pretty sure. There were no lizards in Ferelden that Hawke ever saw, after all. Too muddy.]

[onetrackminds]

Yes. Which is why it was killing him.

[hawkethat]

...You know what? It's not actually that important.

[It's kind of making his head hurt.]

[onetrackminds]

Alright.

[just going to keep cuddling, then. And oh hey, there's a cat joining them, too.]

[hawkethat]

[Hawke will tense momentarily when he notices the cat, but he relaxes again when he sees its the little flat-faced one. Even though the evil one is probably just laying in wait for the perfect time to strike

Hawke has no objection to cuddles, so he'll just be settling in to do that long-term, now.]