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[onetrackminds]

[And he'll drop it, because tonight should be all about Hawke. And he's being selfish.]

I wouldn't dare go up against your beard.

[hawkethat]

That's an interesting idea, though. What would happen if I stopped trimming it?

[Uh, Hawke, that's a no-brainer: it would look awful and you would feel awful. Duh.]

[onetrackminds]

You would hide under a blanket and refuse to go outside.

[hawkethat]

No, that's what I wanted to do when it disappeared and made me look like Carver. An untrimmed beard would be the opposite of that.