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[hawkethat]

Don't they keep you busy enough at the clinic?

[And what about Hawke-time? Hawke-time is important, too!]

[onetrackminds]

I could take on extra shifts there.

[hawkethat]

If you picked up any more extra shifts there, then I'd never get to see you.

[onetrackminds]

[he stops for a moment, because that is a good point.]

We could find a job together.

[hawkethat]

[...Oh. That's an idea! He likes it.]

Doing what?

[onetrackminds]

Let's see what becomes available first.

[hawkethat]

[That makes him laugh a little]

I guess that's all we can do. Just as long as it's not braiding dwarf beards again.

[onetrackminds]

[he looks at him consideringly]

Have you considered braiding your own?

[hawkethat]

[And Hawke raises a disbelieving eyebrow]

Sure, right after I shave it off.

[...That's a 'no'.]

[onetrackminds]

[he reaches up to brush a finger under Hawke's chin.]

It can be very stylish.

[oh yes, he's teasing.]

[hawkethat]

On a dwarf, maybe.

[But he realizes Anders is teasing him, so he doesn't sound too put out.]

[onetrackminds]

It might make your jaw seem stronger as well. Not to mention lengthen your face.

[GOING WITH THIS NOW.]

[hawkethat]

I really don't think my jaw needs any help looking stronger.

[Uh, Anders, you do remember the invisible beard incident, don't you?]

And what's wrong with my face the way it is now?

[onetrackminds]

It's a bit square.

[hawkethat]

As opposed to...?

[onetrackminds]

Face-shaped.

[hawkethat]

You've never had any problems with it before.

[onetrackminds]

I don't, but it can't hurt to try something new.

[hawkethat]

You want me to try a new face.

[onetrackminds]

I'm only suggesting you style your beard differently.

[hawkethat]

Like a dwarf, you mean. Anders, is there something you want to tell me...?

[Like, are you into dwarfs? Hawke's getting dangerously close to pout territory by this point.]

[onetrackminds]

I can appreciate a good beard, that's all.

[Hawke you are making this too easy.]

[hawkethat]

Well then you're lucky the dwarfs have so many different styles.

[Yeah, he's definitely pouting now. Anders, why so mean? :<]

[onetrackminds]

[okay he's doing his best not to laugh.]

There are barely any dwarves in this place, Hawke.

[hawkethat]

There were plenty in Kirkwall.