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[hawkethat]

Okay, fine, I'm a pushover when it comes to handsome apostates and dogs. You caught me. Are you happy now?

[onetrackminds]

Very.

[hawkethat]

Well, so long as you're happy.

[Not that Hawke's unhappy, of course.]

[onetrackminds]

[he'll press a kiss to the corner of his mouth for that.]

I suppose Pearl isn't too bad for a dog.

[hawkethat]

Now that is a concession, coming from you.

[And one that makes Hawke very happy. Anders might be able to tell.]

[onetrackminds]

She's still a dog.

[That was the point! But it's also as much as he'll give because ew drooling monsters.]

[hawkethat]

Yes, I know.

[Now it's Anders' turn for a cheek-kiss.]

[onetrackminds]

[Anders smiles, and then drops his head onto Hawke's shoulder. Can they just stay right there all day and not go back?]

You'll have to wash her later. She's full of salt and sand.

[hawkethat]

[They could, except at some point Hawke really does want to wash off the sand that's sticking to him. Also, sex.]

So are we.

[onetrackminds]

We're less... wriggly.

[he's leaving that job to you, Hawke. Their own shower he's looking forward to.]

[hawkethat]

She's exhausted. I doubt I'll have much trouble giving her a bath.

[He wouldn't have much trouble giving her a bath even if she weren't, but, semantics]

[onetrackminds]

She's resting now, and she never seems to run out of energy for very long.

[hawkethat]

She's still a puppy. That's how they are.

[onetrackminds]

Cats sleep most of the day.

[hawkethat]

...Is that part of their charm?

[What do you do with a pet that sleeps all the time? That sounds boring!]

[onetrackminds]

They're adorable when they sleep. With their little paws tucked under their heads.

[can't you tell just by his voice??]

[hawkethat]

[...Actually Anders' voice when he talks about cats is kind of fascinating. Hawke may have to explore this more.]

...So, like Pearl, then?

[Because right now she's asleep with her chin on her paws, and still pressed up against Anders' thigh.]

[onetrackminds]

[he glances down at her.]

I suppose. [though cats are still cuter.] You find them in the strangest places, too. There was a missing stone by the fireplace in the hall at Vigil's Keep. Pounce really liked that nook.

[hawkethat]

He must have liked the warmth.

[onetrackminds]

He did. He was always seeking out warm places. Although he liked my lap the best.

[hawkethat]

Well that's not surprising. It's a very nice lap.


[...Hawke. Stop.]

[onetrackminds]

I think he may have liked it for a different reason.

[hawkethat]

What, besides napping in?

[Hawke, don't even pretend like that's what you meant with your first comment.]

[onetrackminds]

He liked being stroked.

[two can play at this game.]

[hawkethat]

What a coincidence! So do I.

[Everything is awful.]