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[hawkethat]

That's alright. I like your scruff.

[onetrackminds]

I don't think I could pull off a beard. I'll leave that to you.

[he'll press a kiss to Hawke's bearded jaw, too.]

[hawkethat]

I doubt I'd even know you with one, so that sounds like a good idea.

[Return kiss to Anders' scruffy jaw goes here.]

[onetrackminds]

Just as I didn't know you without one? [teasing.]

[hawkethat]

[snerk]

Yes, exactly.

[Wait until you meet Carver, Anders!]

[onetrackminds]

Although I'm sure I'd learn to love your clean-shaven face as well. [yup, still teasing. forever.]

[hawkethat]

Would you really? Don't I remember you saying something once about only being with me for my beard? [Two can tease forever - it's fun!]

[onetrackminds]

There's still your chest hair.

[hawkethat]

Anders! Are you cheating on my beard with my chest hair?

[onetrackminds]

[okay, he laughs.]

Your chest hair is magnificent, Hawke. Can you blame me?

[hawkethat]

It's not nearly as luxurious as my beard. Your hurting its feelings, you know.

[onetrackminds]

Maybe if you spent an extra hour in the bathroom each morning, you'd have time to take care of your chest hair as well. It's feeling a bit left out.

[hawkethat]

You already complain about the time I spend in there as it is. Besides, you're the only one who sees my chest hair and apparently it's doing just fine without any extra help from me.

[onetrackminds]

Didn't Isabela get a good look the other day?

[he's not annoyed, btw, just pointing it out.]

[hawkethat]

Isabela's Isabela. She doesn't count.

[onetrackminds]

[okay, that's a fair point.]

What about the people at the taverns?

[hawkethat]

What about them? It's not like I'm trying to seduce them.

[onetrackminds]

One look at your beauty should be enough to make them lose focus. You'd win a lot more money that way.

[hawkethat]

Do you think so? Should I start taking my shirt off more?

[onetrackminds]

I'm not sure if your chest hair is up to the task just yet.

[hawkethat]

What, even supported by my beard?

[onetrackminds]

It can't compare to a dwarf.

[hawkethat]

Anders! Why must you say these hurtful things? What did my beard ever do to deserve censure like that?

[He's obviously not too upset though, because he leans in to drop another quick kiss on Anders' cheek, before pulling away to check on the stew warming on the stove.]

[onetrackminds]

[they have the most serious conversations, seriously.]

I suppose I should tell you... Your beard has been cheating on me with your face.

[hawkethat]

[The most serious!!]

That's a filthy lie! Why would you say such a thing??

[He's so outraged he's just standing there, stirring the stew.]