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[onetrackminds]

He brought me to the clinic.

[And then Anders got distracted by a cat, most likely.]

[hawkethat]

...And they just let you leave?

[What kind of clinic is this...!!!]

[onetrackminds]

I saw a cat.

[hawkethat]

[Oh Anders.]

Of course you did.

[He'll just be dropping his head to Anders' shoulder now, SIGH!]

[onetrackminds]

And I wanted to find you.

[hawkethat]

They have this amazing invention here called the Guide, you know.

[onetrackminds]

I thought I would just head home.

[hawkethat]

And get distracted and lost on the way.

[onetrackminds]

But you found me.

[hawkethat]

I was looking for you.

[onetrackminds]

Was I gone a while?

[hawkethat]

An hour or so.

[Long enough for Hawke to get antsy. He's become pretty damn clingy after the whole Tranquil ordeal.]

[onetrackminds]

[he'll take Hawke's hand and squeeze it.]

You found me fast, then.

[he's grateful.]

[hawkethat]

That's good, at least.

[He squeezes Anders' hand back, and then laces their fingers together for added clinginess security.]

[onetrackminds]

[Anders leans into him more, closing his eyes. It blocks out the hallucinations, though not the fuzzy feeling in his head.]

You didn't get caught up in any Orlesian fairy tale?

[hawkethat]

Not that I noticed.

[And then it clicks]

You kissed the Frog Prince?

[onetrackminds]

He had a little crown on his head.

[he is kind of really amused by that.]

[hawkethat]

[Hawke is picturing an actual frog in a crown. It's kind of a funny mental image.]

You're not going to marry him, are you?

[Because that's how the story goes. :|]

[onetrackminds]

Of course not. He isn't you.

[screw the story, he just wanted to save his life.]

[hawkethat]

[...o-oh!]

Wasn't that the point of the story, though?

[He has to make sure. >.>]

[onetrackminds]

He didn't become human, either.

[you are so needy, Hawke.]

[hawkethat]

[Wait, what?]

...Then how did you save him?

[onetrackminds]

He couldn't leave the pond.

[hawkethat]

How was the pond killing him if he was a frog?

...Is a frog?

[Now Hawke's just confused.]

[onetrackminds]

[pause]

I think he's a lizard.