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[onetrackminds]

[And Anders will do the same! Food actually does help, unbelievably enough. And coffee. He's going to need that today.]

[hawkethat]

[It doesn't take Hawke long at all to finish his food, and he's still hungry after, but it'll hold him for now. He's been hungrier, after all.

He'll wait for Anders to finish before cleaning up his breakfast mess, though.]

[onetrackminds]

[Anders finishes not long after, so there won't be much waiting!

Pearl is also done with her food, and has twice the energy because of it, bouncing around excitedly between the two of them. Anders carefully steps over the tiny dog as he carries his plate to the sink, otherwise mostly ignoring her.]

[hawkethat]

[Hawke follows close behind with his own plate, smiling fondly at Anders' back and at the little dog bouncing excitedly at his feet.]

I just need to use the toilet and find some clean smalls, and I'll be ready to go.

[And put on some real clothes, come on Hawke, don't go out in your pjs...]

[onetrackminds]

[Anders glances over his shoulders at him.]

Are there any clean clothes besides these?

[because he has no idea if Hawke has been doing laundry for the past two weeks, and his robes definitely need to be washed.]

[hawkethat]

Quite a few, yes.

[All of it, actually. Hawke hasn't taken off his Champion robes since Nathaniel told him Anders hand been taken; those'll definitely need some laundering, as well.]

[Hawke's plate joins Anders' in the sink, as well as the frying pan, which he gives a quick scrub (the bacon fat's congealed by now) and rinse (scraping off the remainder of the fat and eggs).]

[onetrackminds]

[Anders finishes off his coffee in the meantime, before leaving his mug in the sink as well.]

I'll have to wear those trousers you made me buy.

[hawkethat]

...That sounds like an excellent idea.

[Anders can probably tell by the expression on Hawke's face just how excellent an idea he thinks that is.]

[onetrackminds]

Is that all you think about?

[hawkethat]

I think about other things! Sometimes. Generally when you're not around.

[totally shameless and not afraid to admit it, apparently]

[Hawke leans in to drop a quick kiss on Anders' cheek, and then tugs him by the hand back towards the bathroom and bedroom]

That doesn't bother you, I hope?

[onetrackminds]

Of course it doesn't.

[And distractions are very nice, at the moment. He is also more than happy to be tugged places.]

I do feel as if I shouldn't be encouraging that behaviour.

[teasing.]

[hawkethat]

Why not? If it doesn't bother you, what's the harm?

[toilet first; Hawke really has to pee. Anders can stand in the doorway if he wants, instead of shutting the door between them]

[onetrackminds]

[no, that would be awkward, and also, they have roommates. Why can't he just come in and then actually shut the door? Besides, he needs to pee, too.]

I've never been able to figure that out myself.

[secret: Anders doesn't actually have much shame, either.]

[hawkethat]

Then why worry about it?

[Man pajama pants are awesome. Hawke will quickly finish his business and then begin washing his hands.]

[Indoor plumbing and running water sure is awesome, too.]

[onetrackminds]

Did I say I was?

[Anders' turn! Slacks are pretty great, too. Kirkwall does have a thing or two or learn from this ship, even if he still prefers Thedas.]

[hawkethat]

You said you felt like you shouldn't be encouraging my behavior.

[onetrackminds]

That's not the same thing.

[hawkethat]

It's not?

[onetrackminds]

No, it's not.

[hawkethat]

So why do you feel like you shouldn't be encouraging my behavior?

[onetrackminds]

Because we'll never make it to the market.

[oh whoops, is Anders leering now, too?]

[hawkethat]

[Gasp! Shock!]

Why Serah Anders, what a thing to say!

[If Hawke could blush like a delicate virgin on command, he so would be right now. But since he can't, he hides his mouth behind his hand in a parody of sensitive feminine outrage, instead.]

[onetrackminds]

[He is kind of doubtful Hawke has ever been a delicate virgin. He can't help it, he laughs.]

Your arse is at great risk, Hawke. Should I have warned you sooner?

[hawkethat]

[Nope, Hawke's never been a delicate virgin. And he grins when Anders laughs. He's very glad he can still get him to do that.]

Well, I don't know. Would the outcome have been any different if you had, do you think?

[onetrackminds]

I suspect you might have deliberately put it at further risk.