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[onetrackminds]

[grabbing both sides of Hawke's head here, like he's trying to hold it in.]

Maybe I shouldn't compliment you after all.

[hawkethat]

Wait, what?

[onetrackminds]

Your head, love.

[hawkethat]

There's nothing wrong with my head. What's wrong with my head?

[onetrackminds]

It's growing.

[hawkethat]

It's--?


...


You're hallucinating.

[onetrackminds]

Are you sure?

[hawkethat]

Quite sure.

[Aww, Anders, don't make that face. Hawke will lean forward to kiss him.]

[onetrackminds]

[he'll kiss back, while feeling around Hawke's head a bit more just to make sure. It feels normal, at least.]

[hawkethat]

[Anders can touch all he wants, Hawke has no problem with that.]

Let's hurry back to the apartment.

[onetrackminds]

I was looking for it before.

[hawkethat]

...How did you get so far off? This is the fourth level.

[Leading Anders back towards their apartment again, now...]

[onetrackminds]

...Is it?

[HE IS SO CONFUSED NOTHING LOOKS RIGHT.]

[hawkethat]

It is.

[...and now Hawke is wondering which would be less dangerous, the stairs or the elevator.]

[onetrackminds]

I've woken up worse places in my life after getting drunk.

[Anders will go where Hawke goes, and lean on him pretty heavily all the while. So just make your choice!]

[hawkethat]

When were you ever drunk?

[He knows Anders used to drink, once upon a time, but he's never witnessed it so clearly it's just some elaborate fabrication!

Also Anders can lean on him for as long as he wants, Hawke doesn't mind. In fact, since he's leaning so heavily Hawke decides the elevator will be the lesser of two evils.

So he can continue to support Anders, you know.]

[onetrackminds]

Always when I could afford it.

[which wasn't often, but still. He did his best!]

[hawkethat]

And I missed it?

[He's really upset. Gosh!!!]

[Here's the elevator now btw. Tugging Anders on.]

[onetrackminds]

I met Isabela. But you were young then.

[In a brothel, Hawke, would you believe it?]

[hawkethat]

I was young? How old were you?

[what are these falsehoods???]

[onetrackminds]

It's... a few years ago?

[thinking right now is hard.]

[hawkethat]

Well, yes. More than seven.

[...oh wait.]

Or four, I guess?

[onetrackminds]

[pause.]

More than six.

[hawkethat]

I wasn't that young six years ago. Or...nine years ago?

[The three year difference between what Hawke remembers and what Anders remembers is dumb. :|]

I guess it doesn't matter.

[onetrackminds]

But you weren't at the Pearl.

[You'll regret thinking that once he catches up with your timeline, Hawke.]/small>