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[onetrackminds]

I'll eat the stew, you know.

[And he'll give up on arguing for now. He knows it makes Hawke happy to take care of him, and he wouldn't deny him that. And standing like this is nice after a long day.]

How was work with the dwarves?

[they are dwarves, no matter what they're called.]

[hawkethat]

Good.

[Snuggling with Anders in the kitchen can now commence, it seems. Although Hawke will snort a bit with some irritation when Anders asks about his job.]

Being reassured that my beard will grow in properly soon is starting to be just a bit irritating.

[onetrackminds]

[Anders can't help it, he has to laugh.]

You mean they're not worshiping it's magnificence? How dare they!

[hawkethat]

[Okay, Hawke can't help it, he laughs.]

Have you seen their beards? I don't even think the dwarves back home managed to grow them that long.

[onetrackminds]

It's impressive, I'll admit. I've never managed more than a bit of scruff.

[hawkethat]

That's alright. I like your scruff.

[onetrackminds]

I don't think I could pull off a beard. I'll leave that to you.

[he'll press a kiss to Hawke's bearded jaw, too.]

[hawkethat]

I doubt I'd even know you with one, so that sounds like a good idea.

[Return kiss to Anders' scruffy jaw goes here.]

[onetrackminds]

Just as I didn't know you without one? [teasing.]

[hawkethat]

[snerk]

Yes, exactly.

[Wait until you meet Carver, Anders!]

[onetrackminds]

Although I'm sure I'd learn to love your clean-shaven face as well. [yup, still teasing. forever.]

[hawkethat]

Would you really? Don't I remember you saying something once about only being with me for my beard? [Two can tease forever - it's fun!]

[onetrackminds]

There's still your chest hair.

[hawkethat]

Anders! Are you cheating on my beard with my chest hair?

[onetrackminds]

[okay, he laughs.]

Your chest hair is magnificent, Hawke. Can you blame me?

[hawkethat]

It's not nearly as luxurious as my beard. Your hurting its feelings, you know.

[onetrackminds]

Maybe if you spent an extra hour in the bathroom each morning, you'd have time to take care of your chest hair as well. It's feeling a bit left out.

[hawkethat]

You already complain about the time I spend in there as it is. Besides, you're the only one who sees my chest hair and apparently it's doing just fine without any extra help from me.

[onetrackminds]

Didn't Isabela get a good look the other day?

[he's not annoyed, btw, just pointing it out.]

[hawkethat]

Isabela's Isabela. She doesn't count.

[onetrackminds]

[okay, that's a fair point.]

What about the people at the taverns?

[hawkethat]

What about them? It's not like I'm trying to seduce them.

[onetrackminds]

One look at your beauty should be enough to make them lose focus. You'd win a lot more money that way.

[hawkethat]

Do you think so? Should I start taking my shirt off more?

[onetrackminds]

I'm not sure if your chest hair is up to the task just yet.