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[onetrackminds]

[Somehow. Justice will object.]

You're the most wonderful thing that has ever happened to me.

[hawkethat]

[Justice is dumb.]

That's really not saying much, love.

[But he's happy anyway.]

[onetrackminds]

[Anders frown. That's true, but--]

That makes you even more incredible.

[hawkethat]

[...Anders, you're kind of breaking his heart a little over here]

Careful; if you keep talking like that I might get a big head.

[He says as if his ego isn't 10x too big already]

[onetrackminds]

But it's a nice big head.

[he's easily distracted right now. Here, have another kiss.]

[hawkethat]

That's a very odd-sounding compliment.

[He will accept that kiss, and give another one in return.]

[onetrackminds]

But it's true.

[...actually, is your head growing, Hawke? Uh, that's a bit weird.]

[hawkethat]

Well, I'm glad for that, I guess.

[Uh, no, Anders, it isn't. You must be hallucinating.

Oh wait.]

[onetrackminds]

[froooown.]

It isn't about to explode, is it?

[hawkethat]

...No?

[Anders, what...?]

[onetrackminds]

[grabbing both sides of Hawke's head here, like he's trying to hold it in.]

Maybe I shouldn't compliment you after all.

[hawkethat]

Wait, what?

[onetrackminds]

Your head, love.

[hawkethat]

There's nothing wrong with my head. What's wrong with my head?

[onetrackminds]

It's growing.

[hawkethat]

It's--?


...


You're hallucinating.

[onetrackminds]

Are you sure?

[hawkethat]

Quite sure.

[Aww, Anders, don't make that face. Hawke will lean forward to kiss him.]

[onetrackminds]

[he'll kiss back, while feeling around Hawke's head a bit more just to make sure. It feels normal, at least.]

[hawkethat]

[Anders can touch all he wants, Hawke has no problem with that.]

Let's hurry back to the apartment.

[onetrackminds]

I was looking for it before.

[hawkethat]

...How did you get so far off? This is the fourth level.

[Leading Anders back towards their apartment again, now...]

[onetrackminds]

...Is it?

[HE IS SO CONFUSED NOTHING LOOKS RIGHT.]

[hawkethat]

It is.

[...and now Hawke is wondering which would be less dangerous, the stairs or the elevator.]

[onetrackminds]

I've woken up worse places in my life after getting drunk.

[Anders will go where Hawke goes, and lean on him pretty heavily all the while. So just make your choice!]